Madeira on holiday

Not a lot of wifi on the island but some beautiful sights.
We have been on a 'jeep safari' in a defender 110 tackling some of the most mental roads you have seen to see the sights.
Relaxing by the pool and enjoying drinks.
Have had some wonderful meals out in the old time.
And I even managed to catch the Monaco GP in the hotel.
Lots planned for the rest of the week and I'll try and hunt down more wi-fi spots to keep you posted.

On the plane...

... At last!!

Cheerio

Let the holiday begin!!

With a five hour delay...

The best way to catch up with a good friend

Haha!

Ha!

Good result from a 10 mins Genius session

Sent from my new iPhone

Lesley's hen do part one, jewellery making and Cava!

Poor Ashtray

It still beats the bus though

Gnome Mercy

Oh the possibilities...

Happy birthday uncle Gary!

No caption needed...

Boating at Barcombe Mills

Sorry about the lack of traffic lately. Work has been flat out for the
last 3 weeks or so. On my last day off however Verity and I managed to
get away from it all for the day and spent the afternoon boating.
Happy Easter everybody.

Look who's home

2 years ago I lent 'Jessie' to a friend of mine who lent it to another
friend of mine and tonight she comes home in the bus with me =D

Traffic

Stuck in traffic this morning as there has been an accident on the
A259. Lovely day though. Also I didn't know busses could coast steer
and break without the engine on. Crazy

Fuckers...

When I got home last night after a night out on the town I was just walking up to the house when my phone rings. I thought it was my mate Craig but it was someone calling to say they had found his phone and was calling the last numbers in the call history.
I turned round and ran all the way back into town to meet the girl who had found it. This morning when getting my bits together I realised I didn't have my wallet. Bugger. It must have fallen out of my pocket when running into town. Verity and I then set about retracing my steps and it wasn't long before verity found something, my singed debit card in a bush. A couple of steps further bits of bus tickets, a payslip and then very small ash fragments of what used to be my wallet. Fuckers... I wonder if they were thick enough to burn the cash?

Hello Vincent!

Bigger, bluer, faster!

Goodbye Heathcliff...

Not the primary use of a camping stove

No matter how many times I smelt lead in a sauce pan I always feel as
if I am doing something illegal.

Scary movie

I enjoy a good horror movie as much as the next chap but I will be the first to admit that the enjoyment is somewhat tainted by the fact that they really put the willies up me. Whilst watching (to be fair a rather tame) one the other day V pauses it, turns to me, and says she needs a wee. The house is dark and empty and she asks me to accompany her. Not wanting to show any weakness I turn my cowardice into I big joke mocking hers.
As I lead the way I flick every light switch in the house and sweep each room mockingly. It was working nicely until we were deep into the heart of the house when 'POP'...
The last light switch on the journey to the bathroom turns on the large light that spans the landing and the hall. It had tripped the fuse box and instantly the house was again plunged into darkness. So much for being matcho now. Having only two minutes before seen someone hacked to death by a nutter whist he changed a fuse in a basement, to say I had a few reservations would be an understatement.
I did finally grow some balls and flick the breaker but I thought it was just too good a story to not share.